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With the downturn in the economy the government had to make cuts right across the board.
It's not so much having to ride a donkey into battle which is embarrassing, it's the having to shout "Bang Bang Bang" at the enemy.
Johnny Jim-Bob Swagger from Redknob, Kansas, heard there was a huge reward on Bin Laden's ass...
..and he was aiming to collect
I just did 50 knots around the block on this donkey. I've got an assault rifle with a 50-round mag, set to full auto, locked and loaded...
Think carefully. Is this sailing?
when Private Parts tried to flee the scene after a bit of sniping, he discovered where service stations got their idea for preventing the theft of toilet keys !!!..(look closely)![]()
Jesus wasn't taking any chances riding into Jerusalum - No one, and he meant no one was going to nail him to a cross this time.
[Sincere apologies from a Mic himself to those who might find this religiously repulsive.]
After the fuss about depleted uranium the Pentagon has had to get a bit more environmentally friendly.