God! stuck here in the desert with a dope on my back, and Francis made the Army sound soooo romantic, sigh ....
Hey Pooh, Tigger.......You wouldn't believe what happened to me at work today. This new job is a real back breaker .......what was that? You'll have to speak up... did I mention it's very noisy too.
Corporal Punishment had been let down yet again in life by his debilitating dyslexia and poor spelling. What would he now tell his friends back home after bragging that he'd signed up for the crack assasson squad - only to find he'd actually joined the ass-on-ass squad.
Private Gonad demonstrates the latest in desert camoflage...notice the lifelike inflatable GI on his back
as the drugs wore off Roger realised that maybe he hadnt retaken Bagdad single handedly after all ???
The whole Iraq affair could have been easily avoided if Army Intelligence had not mis-transcribed the vital information regarding Saddam's Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Right some good work here.
Notable mentions include:
Porka for providing an insight to desert nightlife
Bondalucci for hanging with Shrek
mark-Australia for foreshadowing trouble ahead with the Abrams tanks
NotWal for Buster Cap and his ass
Elmo for reflecting upon a soldiers lament at severe cutbacks to the military budget.
The winner today, based on the Gerrymander voting system, is Sausage, for reminding us, as we head into the festive season, that Jesus was after all human and could learn from past mistakes - a deep and spiritual message for us all that you have subtly snuck into our subconscious Sausage.
Thanks Waterloo.
I am travelling for work at moment (in Charleville) and unfortunately the locals haven't offered me any opportunity for a caption photo.
Being the festive season and all, I would like to nominate Elmo for Caption Comp No.45 who tirelessly offers the most captions. Of course I can still call it unless Elmo feels otherwise.
Over to you ELMO.
