Plus, I have already had 6 emails from windsurfing girls. Its my looks.
Stribo, that is a little mean. I cant change my looks. I would be totally bald if I never went to the hair doctor, he sowed some in, took it off my back. Doctor is nice man to Stewie. Girls like my chubby face. All I know is, not many Saturday nights go by, without Stewie taking a new lady friend home. This thread is working well. I now have 8 emails from windsurf lady's. (7 of them are Suzie), I wish she would leave me alone, now. Anyway, back to my uncles fish'n'chip shop, busy arvo.
I know i can't point the finger 
as I am chubby and balding but has anone else noticed Stewies left shoulder is waaay higher than the right?
Nebbian thinks that unless you're the queen, speaking in third person is a bit strange.
as I am chubby and balding but has anone else noticed Stewies left shoulder is waaay higher than the right?
Slalom sailor requires two females to go back and forth between.
Twins would be ok.
Has anyone else noticed how many times this thread has been read? (2nd only to Lauries Posting Guidelines which must be even more interesting) Exman you are on to something!
Ok, enough now. Please, to all the windsurfing girls out there, STOP SENDING ME EMAILS. Stewie can only handle one Lady Friend per day. I have a full time job too, ya know !!!! Working at Uncle Frank's Fish'n'chip shop all day, and going for windsurfing breaks in between our busy times, and NOW replying to all the windsurfing girls too, boy. I suppose that is what you get from being such an Italian Stallion. Crack that whip, Yeeeehhhaaaa...............
Are you serious Stewie? You sound like you like yourself a bit....are you a kiter?
You could just use the 'Buy and Sell' section.
For Sale: 1 love muscle heart. Looking for revenge soul-mate for a 1-night stand.
You know how you know you've found the right one?
When you're lying together in bed, staring at the ceiling in post-coital bliss, possibly smoking a cigarette (bad!) and she asks the inevitable question: "what are you thinking about?"...
And you reply "Windsurfing"...
...and it's okay! 
hardie can you please do something with stewie i think he needs a visit from the men in long white coates or is just seeking attention with coments like that
Chicks that windsurf ??? They are like tasmanian tigers: no longer a species in Tasmania. I'm just happy to meet a girl that actually knows what a sailboard is !!!
Greenroom said
With a name like Smithers are you sure its the girls you meet?
Thanks for the tip; maybe i'll use the name Greenroom, that should pull the chicks...
Hi Fellas, I am one hardcore chick (check out my photo), I have been a little shy to come onto this thread until now but here goes.
I am so hardcore it is unbeleivable. Loves to stur sh!t on forums. Gets bored easily when there is no wind. Looking for like minded similar heros.
Stewie, I'm excited, picking up a lot of good tips from you. This Saturday night could be the one. Do you reckon I should go the Brut 33 or the Old Spice?
