I hear those poor sailors have been on assignment for 9 months and need special care.... volunteers for the boarding party please?
the new beatles song
"Nuclear Grey Submarine", featuring the Mermaid Girls/Mermaid Gills.
oh, so nobody wants some of our green, glowing fush and chups?
anyone want some radioactive sheep?
'Some of the official excuses for retiring the mermaids were:
- the mermaids' hair turned blue & green from the high chlorine concentration in the water
- crowds gathered to look and thereby interfered with foot traffic in the passage between the Matterhorn and sub lagoon
- guests would swim out to the island to have their photos taken with the mermaids!'
"Hey baby, whatcha doin after the show?"
The lads from the HMAS Kings Cross relaxing on their stop off in Vanuatu, a week after Mardi Gras. Warning, don't zoom too close.
The girls were bemused by the fact the army and airforce guys always stopped by, but the Navy fellas took no notice of them....
OT: Reminds me of this
Marshall Eriksen: Ok, so you have to have sex with one: either classic mermaid, bottom half fish, top half human, or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human, go!
Barney Stinson: That depends. Is she fat?
Marshall Eriksen: Yes, but she's half fish, so it's the good kind of fat.
Watch out behind you girls.... something coming that is long, thin, hard and full of seamen
