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Created by Al Planet > 9 months ago, 22 Jun 2009
MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
23 Jun 2009 2:48PM
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Spent fuel rods should not be used for feminine protection.

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
23 Jun 2009 5:44PM
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In 1957 spy photos revealed that the American military had successfully created several mermaids. Despite massive efforts all Khrushchev’s scientists achieved was a pile of dismembered corpses and very low cholesterol levels.

Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
23 Jun 2009 7:01PM
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"...um, ...er, Captain, ... I've located the enemy....
....requesting permission to go a-shore and lead the peace talks, Sir.

....... Down Periscope!"




FormulaNova
WA, 15109 posts
23 Jun 2009 5:52PM
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With the fall in whale consumption, the Japanese fishing fleet respond to consumer demand and target a new delicacy.

Marvin
WA, 725 posts
24 Jun 2009 10:33PM
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Who'd prefer a blind date with a Groper rather than a Monkfish?

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
25 Jun 2009 1:03AM
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yoo hoo, do you guys reckon you can "fillet"



Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
25 Jun 2009 8:43AM
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I hope that slick was made by a sperm whale........


sboardcrazy
NSW, 8359 posts
25 Jun 2009 10:07AM
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Re video..& not a brain among them!

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
25 Jun 2009 1:09PM
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"Back in the day" when "real men" went speed sailing and "fast times" consisted of unfiltered cigarettes and a hip flask of vermouth.

Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
25 Jun 2009 11:20AM
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Al Planet said...





FANTASEA
The theme park where all your dreams are catered for.
Submarine rides, friendly mermaids and 25 knot winds whenever you want them!

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Jun 2009 2:07PM
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sboardcrazy said...

Re video..& not a brain among them!


Its not the missing brains that's the problem.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Jun 2009 2:09PM
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Who wants a ride on my unicorn?

Marvin
WA, 725 posts
25 Jun 2009 12:13PM
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Who wants to know who their mum and dad really were?

Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
25 Jun 2009 9:39PM
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- away from the comp for a minute:
: in this blown up pic.... what's the deal with the nose on the girlie on the left???




MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
25 Jun 2009 10:38PM
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Geez you're choosey! Next you'll be complaining about them being all slimey.

konasurfing
VIC, 162 posts
25 Jun 2009 10:44PM
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any of those girls single???

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
26 Jun 2009 11:22AM
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Local spots in Launceston (Tasmania)

1. THE BEER POOL
A local hang out for locals the Beer Pool is a popular swimming location and the source of the local beer. (Its the Thylacine poo that gives our beer its characteristic colour and smell.)

Bender
WA, 2236 posts
26 Jun 2009 9:30AM
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Bondalucci said...

- away from the comp for a minute:
: in this blown up pic.... what's the deal with the nose on the girlie on the left???







gee the sail could do witha bit more outhaul

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
26 Jun 2009 11:51AM
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gee the sail could do witha bit more outhaul


Unlikely, as I was 17 at the time, sailed almost every day, was indestructible and knew everything there was to know about windsurfing.
(Those brain cells are gone now)

Mark _australia
WA, 23729 posts
26 Jun 2009 2:12PM
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Well in those days of dacron sails, that was a lot of outhaul

Hey about time to call it Al?

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
26 Jun 2009 6:05PM
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Well I'm gunna hand this one to Formula Nova for

"The lads from the HMAS Kings Cross relaxing on their stop off in Vanuatu, a week after Mardi Gras. Warning, don't zoom too close"

FormulaNova
WA, 15109 posts
26 Jun 2009 4:37PM
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Woo Hoo! Thanks Al, this must be one of those competitions where everyone can win (even inanimate carbon rods...).

Standby for caption comp #86. Where do you guys get your photos from anyways?



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