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Created by FlySurfer > 9 months ago, 7 Nov 2012
doggie
WA, 15849 posts
7 Nov 2012 6:47PM
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FormulaNova said...
FlySurfer said...

You know sh!t that gets on your t!ts, and makes you curse when nobody sees you.

#1: stupid posts made by people who can't spell, like this.
#2: those losers who get in the lift and do a big halitosis sigh... big breath out... WTF!
#3: those farkers who get in the fast lane for no apparent reason other than to drive slow... I really hope if they get to see the pearly gates somebody jumps in front and slows them down to eternity.

over to you.



People that keep quoting others on Seabreeze!

(plus people towing caravans that speed up to over the speed limit in overtaking zones, and then slow down to 10 under when it goes back to 1 lane...)


Why dont you like quotes

Scotty88
4214 posts
7 Nov 2012 6:59PM
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FormulaNova said...
Scotty88 said...
When I take down a customers details and they say their mobile number without pausing after pre-fix. E.g. 041 pause 9995477. It throws me out big time.. The fun part is repeating their number back to them my way and they struggle with it.
Btw that number is random.



and people that leave a voice mail and say their number so fast as if you already knew it, so you need to replay the message 15 times


Fark that sh1ts me as well.
Then they call back blowing up you hadn't returned their call.

japie
NSW, 7146 posts
7 Nov 2012 11:35PM
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Mynah birds, minor mynah birds, all miner birds and starlings.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
7 Nov 2012 10:52PM
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People who talk rapidly or who mumble and when you respond to them speaking at an easy pace and clearly enunciating you words, they say "What?".

Also. I hate it when you are driving along the road picking your nose and you hit a bump. Damn I hate that.

Buster fin
WA, 2599 posts
7 Nov 2012 8:53PM
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GypsyDrifter said...
Beaglebuddy said...
Without a doubt, filthy bastards who throw ciggy butts everywhere especially on the beach, how exactly is that not littering!!??


My Bf does it...maybe not on the beach...but out the freaking window...
and other places...
Won't trade him in!...but I cannot do anything about it either



PM me his car details and I'm see that he gets a bill.

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
7 Nov 2012 11:16PM
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When people use "Juliar" and "Jooliar". Is your name alan jones?



Mark _australia
WA, 23706 posts
7 Nov 2012 9:45PM
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Scotty88 said...
When I take down a customers details and they say their mobile number without pausing after pre-fix. E.g. 041 pause 9995477. It throws me out big time.. The fun part is repeating their number back to them my way and they struggle with it.
Btw that number is random.


No it isn't.

I rang and it is a bloke could Brian from Adelaide. He's farrrkin pissed cos I was the third seabreezer to call him.









GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
7 Nov 2012 9:52PM
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Buster fin said...
GypsyDrifter said...
Beaglebuddy said...
Without a doubt, filthy bastards who throw ciggy butts everywhere especially on the beach, how exactly is that not littering!!??


My Bf does it...maybe not on the beach...but out the freaking window...
and other places...
Won't trade him in!...but I cannot do anything about it either



PM me his car details and I'm see that he gets a bill.



We can't afford $5000 other wise I would...bl@@dy Butts...

oz surf
WA, 407 posts
7 Nov 2012 11:01PM
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Mark _australia said...
Scotty88 said...
When I take down a customers details and they say their mobile number without pausing after pre-fix. E.g. 041 pause 9995477. It throws me out big time.. The fun part is repeating their number back to them my way and they struggle with it.
Btw that number is random.


No it isn't.

I rang and it is a bloke could Brian from Adelaide. He's farrrkin pissed cos I was the third seabreezer to call him.












I just called him as well. Not a happy man

FormulaNova
WA, 15106 posts
8 Nov 2012 4:08AM
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japie said...
Mynah birds, minor mynah birds, all miner birds and starlings.



...and I hate it when you point out someone's spelling mistake and get it wrong yourself!

I hate that! [}:)]


evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
8 Nov 2012 9:43AM
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fingerbone said...
I hate people who insist on pointing out other peoples spelling mistakes...


People's.

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
8 Nov 2012 9:49AM
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evlPanda said...
fingerbone said...
I hate people who insist on pointing out other peoples spelling mistakes...


People's.




people's

dorothyinste
QLD, 481 posts
8 Nov 2012 10:01AM
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Mark _australia said...
Scotty88 said...
When I take down a customers details and they say their mobile number without pausing after pre-fix. E.g. 041 pause 9995477. It throws me out big time.. The fun part is repeating their number back to them my way and they struggle with it.
Btw that number is random.


No it isn't.

I rang and it is a bloke could Brian from Adelaide. He's farrrkin pissed cos I was the third seabreezer to call him.












Why is it NOT a random number?

GreenPat
QLD, 4107 posts
8 Nov 2012 10:19AM
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Random numbers.

Scotty88
4214 posts
8 Nov 2012 8:20AM
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dorothyinste said...
Mark _australia said...
Scotty88 said...
When I take down a customers details and they say their mobile number without pausing after pre-fix. E.g. 041 pause 9995477. It throws me out big time.. The fun part is repeating their number back to them my way and they struggle with it.
Btw that number is random.


No it isn't.

I rang and it is a bloke could Brian from Adelaide. He's farrrkin pissed cos I was the third seabreezer to call him.












Why is it NOT a random number?


Trust me it's random due to the fact I don't know Brian from Adelaide. With 12 million mobiles in Oz there was always a good chance the number was active. Cheers to Brian.

surferstu
1011 posts
8 Nov 2012 10:13AM
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kiteboy dave said...
When people use "Juliar" and "Jooliar". Is your name alan jones?






jooliar

Gillard



Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
8 Nov 2012 1:29PM
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GypsyDrifter said...
Beaglebuddy said...
Without a doubt, filthy bastards who throw ciggy butts everywhere especially on the beach, how exactly is that not littering!!??


My Bf does it...maybe not on the beach...but out the freaking window...
and other places...
Won't trade him in!...but I cannot do anything about it either



But there IS something you can do about it.
Withhold supply!
Drop a butt, get no butt.
I suspect he'll soon change his ways...

Woodo
WA, 792 posts
8 Nov 2012 11:44AM
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FormulaNova said...
Mr. No-one said...

BCF, when your the only one in the shop and they say " Security to section ....."



BCF do that too? Supercheap auto do it too, and it only makes me want to steal something!

They don't have enough people that want to serve you, let alone a 'security' team... who are they kidding?



You do know that's just a pre recorded voice that comes over the PA at certain time intervals. There is nobody actually watching you.

jenkz
WA, 793 posts
8 Nov 2012 11:59AM
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People who press the pedestrian crossing buttons at traffic lights then just cross without waiting anyway.....

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
8 Nov 2012 2:10PM
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"Do you want to [do something]" meaning "Do [something] ".

It gets on my tits. Whenever I hear it I give a literal response, mostly "no".
Disguised jussives are the prerogative of bossy people who are a little sensitive about appearing bossy.

"Do you want to ..." should only be used if you really want to know what someone wants. Of course the other usage is so common that you risk misinterpretation by using it. Curse the vandals, the mis-speakers, the purveyors of babel that spread confusion.

GreenPat
QLD, 4107 posts
8 Nov 2012 2:58PM
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^^ Also give that literal response. Works great. Being an engineer, nobody thinks I'm being rude or cheeky, they just put it down to being an engineer...

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
8 Nov 2012 4:29PM
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Engineers...[}:)]

[edit] They always over-complicate a simple task with their smarmy calculations of moments, forces and blah-blah!

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
8 Nov 2012 4:37PM
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GreenPat said...
Random numbers.


0010 0100

FormulaNova
WA, 15106 posts
8 Nov 2012 4:43PM
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Woodo said...
FormulaNova said...
Mr. No-one said...

BCF, when your the only one in the shop and they say " Security to section ....."



BCF do that too? Supercheap auto do it too, and it only makes me want to steal something!

They don't have enough people that want to serve you, let alone a 'security' team... who are they kidding?



You do know that's just a pre recorded voice that comes over the PA at certain time intervals. There is nobody actually watching you.


Yes, of course, which is why I said 'who are they kidding'.

If there are not enough people to serve you/help you, there is not going to be someone to be a security team (which is what I said above...)

I still feel like stealing something though. (Please note, that if I thought they really did have a security team, I would be less annoyed by the announcements and not tempted at all to take something.)


FormulaNova
WA, 15106 posts
8 Nov 2012 4:46PM
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jenkz said...
People who press the pedestrian crossing buttons at traffic lights then just cross without waiting anyway.....



People who walk up to crossings, press the buttons heaps of times, like it affects the speed they change.

You would just have to watch the light pattern for a while to figure out how they work, and pressing more than once does nothing.

FormulaNova
WA, 15106 posts
8 Nov 2012 4:48PM
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NotWal said...
"Do you want to [do something]" meaning "Do [something] ".

It gets on my tits. Whenever I hear it I give a literal response, mostly "no".
Disguised jussives are the prerogative of bossy people who are a little sensitive about appearing bossy.

"Do you want to ..." should only be used if you really want to know what someone wants. Of course the other usage is so common that you risk misinterpretation by using it. Curse the vandals, the mis-speakers, the purveyors of babel that spread confusion.



I hate the 'WE should do this' phrase, when they really mean 'YOU'. My response is usually something like, 'let me know when you have done it, and I will take a look'. This usually confuses them, as I am sure in their mind they are thinking YOU, even though they said WE.

Wanga F One
QLD, 231 posts
8 Nov 2012 7:29PM
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Pin number (personal identification number number)
ATM machine. (automatic teller machine machine).

raggy
VIC, 564 posts
8 Nov 2012 10:33PM
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surferstu said...
White feather nz stickers on the back of cars everywhere in wa


People who want to bitch about nz stickers on cars seriously bro there are better things to get on your tits

Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
8 Nov 2012 10:47PM
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People whining about their 1st world problems.
Seriously, is it really that bad?
Oh, I can't fit my hand in a Pringle's container.
The bakery was out of sour dough bread.
This chicken dish doesn't go well with my Verdelho.

Hamsta
505 posts
8 Nov 2012 8:30PM
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Beachsand.



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