When you're parked at the traffic lights and the person in the car next to you has their finger buried up to the second knuckle up their nose. What is it with people that when they drive they seem to have an urgency to pick their nose. Use a tissue please.
Also hate people who are late to turn off their high beams, so turn mine back on just before they pass.
The World Free Sports commentator, " Wusty Wenolds, the Wally ca dwiver fwom Wussia who won his fwost wally wace on Fwiday takes to the suwf ".
Over the top gay celebrities.
Back to Yanks again sorry
They can't tell a story (something that happened to them previously) in the PAST tense. They tell everything in the present tense.
I just caught the end of the miraculous escapes programme on telly, and some woman was saying "...and I am looking at it, knowing that I am going to hit it..."
No you dropkick it happened 10yrs ago = PAST tense.
Grrr 
bloody Seppos.
cyclists who only want to follow the white line on the cycle lane. you bunch of wankers,you have three feet of bike lane,but no you all have to be a pain in the arse,and dangerous to match. be thankful its just the compression brakes freaking you out and not me running you over,as you all have lost the idea of common sense.
Media and reporters who label every earthmoving machine a "Bulldozer"
Regardless if it is an "excavator, front end Loader, a track type tractor, a skid steer loader or a telli handler.
A Bulldozer is the blade on the front of a track type tractor ya bloody dropkicks!!!
Try it next time you are discussing smoking with a smoker
People who walk around naked in the changing room.
It's a changing room not a homo prancing catwalk, put a towel around you!
Dummy mummys who park there 4wd anywhere they feel like when dropping off/picking kids up at schools. Then stand half on the road with the door open yelling at little Johnny to "run now sweetie" when there is a crossing all of 20 feet away. Dumb arses!!
people walking on footpaths who dont move over when others are walking the other way. If you are two abreast one moves over or walks single file. Its called consideration and the right thing. Just hold your line and keep going.
when an inocent fart touches cloth
and when in a mind numbing meeting and you think you can let a quiet one go to relieve a bit of pressure and it takes out your board of directors. True story. All i could do was stand up and claim it with pride. We had to move the meeting to another room even after a short break.
Try it next time you are discussing smoking with a smoker
