Pet hates!

Drive-through banks, pharmacies, and liquor stores.

Parking lots (car parks) larger than the buildings they serve.

Sugar-frosted honey-coated deep-fat-fried cheese sticks - and a Diet Coke.

Bumper stickers that say "Honk if you hate noise pollution".

Creationists who insist that the pharmaceutical drugs they use first be tested on monkeys and chimps.

Football in which the ball is carried or propelled much more by hand than by foot.

People who argue that human life is so sacred that abortion justifies capital punishment.

A country where the "Lower Forty-eight" states are north of Hawaii, and where the "Continental U.S" doesn't include Alaska, which is clearly on the same continent.

A country where everyone has time to mow their three-acre lawn each week, but no one has time to cook their own food.

People who value equality so much that they think discrimination should be used to create it.

Academic institutions known more for their athletes than their scholars.

A country where the Big Ten has eleven schools, and a fifth is four fifths of a quart.

A country where "evil-doer" and "do-gooder" are both negative characterizations.

A country that claims to hate lawyers, and that elects only lawyers to public office.

Prices of gasoline (petrol) prices that are a fraction of the price of drinking water - and people complaining about the price of gasoline.

A State Department that has nothing to do with the states.

"In God We Trust" written on every piece of money of a nation that alleges to separate church and state.

A country where only the well-to-do ride bicycles.

One of the world's most technologically advanced countries, with the most antiquated system of weights and measures.

"The Land of the Free" with the world's second highest incarceration rate. Explanation

A principled refusal to ratify the 1989 United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child. (Somalia is the only other nation with the same principles.)

I hate pets

Mermaids.

Are you serious. Go to your local petrol station and buy a liter bottle of water. I think you will be surprised

Edit..The only water I buy is from the tap but plenty of people buy the bottled rubbish..Went to a Basketball match the other day,beer = $6.20 Water small bottle=$4.00,I had 1 beer then waited till I got home for more

Ignoramous' seated in front of me who during a 10 hour international flight had to recline their seat all the way down for the duration, my knees were almost locked in place by the end.

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On the road...
J walkers who hit the button.
Lazy pricks who don't know how to indicate at roundabouts, or anywhere.
tailgaters.
thumping stereos that drown out mine.
Narrow parking bays.
Plebs who can't park in any bay.
Handicapped space hogs.
Heads-down texters at a green light.
Road rage weenies.
Butt flickers.
Can tossers.
Bottle smashers.

Those inbred farkers who shout sh!t at you from moving cars.

Harleys', or more specifically Harleys' with exhausts so loud that anyone within a 100m radius of the thing can't hear themselves think. I honestly DO NOT get it, they sound like absolute ****e to start with yet if seems everyone from bikies to your run of the mill bloke with a mid life crisis is intent on putting the loudest possible exhaust they can find on it. I am generally not a big fan of the RTA but if all they ever did was pull over Harleys' and impound them for excessive noise the world would be a much more peaceful place.

what about the sheep that ride them that all dress the same and think they're tuff with the little leather tassles that swing off the handlebars.

Those very loud farkin leaf blowers.
Just get a broom you lazy ****s.

I hate "Sport Lovers"

"Do you follow football?"
"Nope."
"Soccer?"
"Nope."
"So you don't follow rugby or AFL or soccer or anything?"
"Cricket?"
"Nah."
"..."
"..."
"So you don't like sports? Not a sports fan? What do you do?"
"Oh I do. I windsurf and I surf and I box and I ride a mountain bike. What do you do?"
"...er."
"So you just watch TV?"

Do you know how much money the government takes off you for sport?

^ Sheep on ride-on mowers are called 'gay pirates'. Totally confused there.

No.

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Being a contractor and not being able to fake a sick day. Ever.