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Kiter ragdolled on Bondi rescue

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Created by Fast Eddy > 9 months ago, 14 Apr 2008
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Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
15 Apr 2008 12:13PM
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Kiters can go for it if thats what they like, but it still remains that the footage is bloody funny and kiting has taken a blow (excuse the pun).

I fail to understand what makes some kiters with questionable attitudes (is that the answer?) come to the windsurfing forum and tell us that kiting is better, when the topic is about how a kiter got slammed into a wall and made to look silly in front of all the beach and all the viewers around the country. I'd be quiet if it was a windsurfer who suffered something like that.

Nothing against kiters who are good people...

P.C_simpson
WA, 1492 posts
15 Apr 2008 10:56AM
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USER is a nob, wish it was him getting smashed against that hand rail..

wish the vert ramp was still at bondi, the kiter could have been really extreme and poped a real air out of it.. he was heading that way...

but footage, funniest s**t ever...

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
15 Apr 2008 12:58PM
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I'll race any kiter < 8 knots.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
15 Apr 2008 1:07PM
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A few years ago at Lano i saw a kiter get dragged through the seaweed on the beach ... he actualy went under the weed like a mole in a bugs bunny cartoon funniest sh1te i've ever seen [}:)] Everyone in the park was in fits rolling on the ground.
I wish i had a camera that day..[}:)]

slowboat
WA, 560 posts
15 Apr 2008 11:38AM
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Awww Cmon guys, lay off the teabaggers. The sport has done wonders for windsurfing, dont forget! Its helped to weed out a lot of waaank stains from our sport.

stehsegler
WA, 3582 posts
15 Apr 2008 11:51AM
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We don't have to make a pilgrimage to Maui or Gnaralloo.


Thanks god for that... It's crowded enough at Gnaraloo as it is... as a matter of fact I think they should ban kiting at that spot as well.

Kym Roberts
SA, 260 posts
15 Apr 2008 1:28PM
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Yes they are all rejects from windsurfing, they could never go fast or bust a loop, instead they now faggydangle and pose and think there so amazing, the great sport you can learn in one day ???

Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
15 Apr 2008 2:58PM
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This isnt a nice topic anymore

Mark _australia
WA, 23737 posts
15 Apr 2008 12:59PM
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Love it! another one to add to teabagging, dope-on-a-rope etc.... fag dangling.

GreenPat
QLD, 4107 posts
15 Apr 2008 3:18PM
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We've also been called 'dings on strings' before, don't forget that one.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
15 Apr 2008 3:43PM
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And gays on trays..

walshd
SA, 601 posts
15 Apr 2008 5:16PM
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Well I just thought of one 'tampons'

The reason us kiters dont look stuffed after a 2 hr session is because there is just soooo much adrenalin pumping from boosting.

Although you guys wouldnt know because you probably dont get adrenalin rushes anymore once you hit 50.

Give kiting a go before your 3rd hip replacement gives in and its too late.

Although I do agree with waveslave, its already too crouded with learners out there.

Good winds poledancers

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
15 Apr 2008 4:45PM
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Just had a quick visit to the Kite forum to do a quick body count after yesterday's mahem.
They're up to 9 pages now which is 3 more than yesterday.
There are bodies all over the place.
I didn't see the Forum Administrator over there tidying up.
I wonder where he is?
He must be off on a mission somewhere.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
15 Apr 2008 6:53PM
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Well done pweedas.[}:)] They are very quiet over there at the moment....

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
15 Apr 2008 6:57PM
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Maybe a few of us should do a raid on the landyachting forum[}:)][}:)][}:)]

This thread is gold as well... www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=36642

Gestalt
QLD, 14986 posts
15 Apr 2008 7:02PM
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surely go the land kiting forum first?

at least the land yachts have sails.

do a brucie with them!

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
15 Apr 2008 5:18PM
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stribo said...

Maybe a few of us should do a raid on the landyachting forum[}:)][}:)][}:)]

This thread is gold as well... www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=36642


Nahhh, better not.
Every time I go on a social visit I seem to accidentally say something wrong and upset someone,. and it all ends in a bit of a blow up.
I don't know what it is. They just misunderstand almost everything I say.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
15 Apr 2008 7:21PM
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pweedas said...

stribo said...

Maybe a few of us should do a raid on the landyachting forum[}:)][}:)][}:)]

This thread is gold as well... www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=36642


Nahhh, better not.
Every time I go on a social visit I seem to accidentally say something wrong and upset someone,. and it all ends in a bit of a blow up.
I don't know what it is. They just misunderstand almost everything I say.


Are you having a go at me ????

lemo87
QLD, 130 posts
15 Apr 2008 7:22PM
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well done pweedas, i followed you back after you cowardly retreated!!!

are all you windsurfers really this soft, afraid of a bit of sledging, from obviously the better discipline!!!

lol, jokes girls jokes

lemo

p.s. KEEP IT REAL

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
15 Apr 2008 7:27PM
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lemo87 said...

well done pweedas, i followed you back after you cowardly retreated!!!

are all you windsurfers really this soft, afraid of a bit of sledging, from obviously the better discipline!!!

lol, jokes girls jokes

lemo

p.s. KEEP IT REAL


Long way to go before your in User or Stamps league young lad..[}:)] Back in your your box now.......

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
15 Apr 2008 5:31PM
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lemo87 said...

well done pweedas, i followed you back after you cowardly retreated!!!

are all you windsurfers really this soft, afraid of a bit of sledging, from obviously the better discipline!!!

lol, jokes girls jokes

lemo

p.s. KEEP IT REAL


Yeah but I'm just an old person with glasses.. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?

Also I have this terrible allergic reaction to physical abuse and pain. My eyes start to water and I can't see who I'm hitting.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
15 Apr 2008 5:38PM
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stribo said...

pweedas said...

stribo said...

Maybe a few of us should do a raid on the landyachting forum[}:)][}:)][}:)]

This thread is gold as well... www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=36642


Nahhh, better not.
Every time I go on a social visit I seem to accidentally say something wrong and upset someone,. and it all ends in a bit of a blow up.
I don't know what it is. They just misunderstand almost everything I say.


Are you having a go at me ????



Heavens no Stribo!
I was over there and saw all your posts and I thought they were sensitively and delicately worded so as not to cause any offence to even the most critical reader.
I'm totally at a loss to understand why they didn't have the calming effect that you so obviously intended.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
15 Apr 2008 7:40PM
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pweedas said...

stribo said...

pweedas said...

stribo said...

Maybe a few of us should do a raid on the landyachting forum[}:)][}:)][}:)]

This thread is gold as well... www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=36642


Nahhh, better not.
Every time I go on a social visit I seem to accidentally say something wrong and upset someone,. and it all ends in a bit of a blow up.
I don't know what it is. They just misunderstand almost everything I say.


Are you having a go at me ????



Heavens no Stribo!
I was over there and saw all your posts and I thought they were sensitively and delicately worded so as not to cause any offence to even the most critical reader.
I'm totally at a loss to understand why they didn't have the calming effect that you so obviously intended.



[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]

Spearsy
SA, 213 posts
15 Apr 2008 7:23PM
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user said...

Its pitifull that Windsurfers have to put up videos of Maui to try and show some good action!

They worship at the altar of Hookipa and Lanes,then go to their local flat spot,or 2 ft mushy waves and bog in and out.

The difference with kiting as that the exciting moves can be made on any day over 12 knots ! We don't have to make a pilgrimage to Maui or Gnaralloo.


This forum is about the human slingshot getting dragged out of control into a wall not about you and your worship issues with great windsurfing spots and exciting moves.

I don't mind most kiters, the main concern I have with kiting is the getting dragged into a brick wall part and the other people that can be harmed if in the way, that’s why maybe there should be a kite zone so people know not to swim or watch out for human slingshots.

windsurfers can be dangerous too if we go flying through a crowded area of swimmers we could hurt someone. We try to stay away from people and most of the time I find they try to swim near us or through the line of where we are sailing for some stupid reason, I'm sure kiters get that too.

User, you probably think everything you do is the best however this is the windsurfing forum and we all love windsurfing here so your wasting your breath with your kiting is better and exciting crap now pull your board shorts up over your wetty and get out of here.....JACK ASS!

user
WA, 1140 posts
15 Apr 2008 6:08PM
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Spearsy said...

user said...

Its pitifull that Windsurfers have to put up videos of Maui to try and show some good action!

They worship at the altar of Hookipa and Lanes,then go to their local flat spot,or 2 ft mushy waves and bog in and out.

The difference with kiting as that the exciting moves can be made on any day over 12 knots ! We don't have to make a pilgrimage to Maui or Gnaralloo.


This forum is about the human slingshot getting dragged out of control into a wall not about you and your worship issues with great windsurfing spots and exciting moves.

I don't mind most kiters, the main concern I have with kiting is the getting dragged into a brick wall part and the other people that can be harmed if in the way, that’s why maybe there should be a kite zone so people know not to swim or watch out for human slingshots.

windsurfers can be dangerous too if we go flying through a crowded area of swimmers we could hurt someone. We try to stay away from people and most of the time I find they try to swim near us or through the line of where we are sailing for some stupid reason, I'm sure kiters get that too.

User, you probably think everything you do is the best however this is the windsurfing forum and we all love windsurfing here so your wasting your breath with your kiting is better and exciting crap now pull your board shorts up over your wetty and get out of here.....JACK ASS!



Spearsy,spearsy,queresy,

Get outa here yourself ! ya big woosy bubby !

Everyone knows that kiting is MUCH better than Windsurfing !

So,yes,everything we do is the best !

stamp
QLD, 2800 posts
15 Apr 2008 8:16PM
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user you are wasting your time; most of these guys can't laugh at themselves, let alone understand when someone is taking the piss.

Spearsy
SA, 213 posts
15 Apr 2008 8:16PM
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Hehehehe I'm laughing now

da vecta
QLD, 2515 posts
15 Apr 2008 9:18PM
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in the year 2010 kitesurfers (...can'tsurfers) will realise that they can just tie their strings to a high branch in a tree and pull off all the tricks just dangling from the bar!! "Hey dude man i did 1000 spins today!" ...

OceanBlue64
VIC, 980 posts
15 Apr 2008 9:24PM
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Well that wasnt as bad as everyone was carrying on about.

wet dreams
NSW, 29 posts
15 Apr 2008 9:27PM
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Gotta luv the walk of shame ...



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