Well Stribo's comment was a pretty good comeback Mr User.
We have an association to organise events and pissups.
You have an organisation to "self regulate" due to the number of d!ckheads in the sport. Hmmmm
Hey LUser - remember to tell all your kiting buddies about the cameras out there, and to beware of their antics.
Actually, no need - just realised that is all you guys do anyway. It'll be like a red rag to a bull.
Show us some of your kite skills user... Post some photos or a utube vid.I'm interested in seeing what you've got seeing as you didn't cut it in windsurfing.Surley if you had some sponsership in windsurfing you have some snaps of that as well...
I don't claim to be a pro windsurfer and people know me as stribo off the forums.
Back up your words with some shots mate.Put some merit in your statements.
To coin a good chaps post from last year.
It's been posted before but i thought it needed a replay[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]
Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce!
First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!
Third Bruce: How are you Bruce?
First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce.
Second Bruce: Where's Bruce?
First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.
Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.
First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
Second Bruce: That's a strange expression, Bruce.
First Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly to herself.
Third Bruce: She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
Second Bruce: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you bruce?
(Enter fourth Bruce with English person, Michael)
Fourth Bruce: 'Ow are you, Bruce?
First Bruce: G'day Bruce!
Fourth Bruce: Bruce.
Second Bruce: Hello Bruce.
Fourth Bruce: Bruce.
Third Bruce: How are you, Bruce?
Fourth Bruce: G'day Bruce.
Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.
Everybruce: G'day!
Michael: Hello.
Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?
Michael: No, it's Michael.
Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.
Third Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?
Fourth Bruce: Gentlemen, I think we better start the faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer.
First Bruce: Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!!
Everybruce: Amen!
Fourth Bruce: Crack tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty.
Second Bruce: I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
Fourth Bruce: Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip.
Third Bruce: What's New-Bruce going to teach?
Fourth Bruce: New-Bruce will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benaud.
Second Bruce: Those are all cricketers!
Fourth Bruce: Aww, spit!
Third Bruce: Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!
Everybruce: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!
Fourth Bruce:Bruce: Crack tube! (Sound of cans opening) Any questions?
Second Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a ****ter?
Fourth Bruce: Are you a ****ter?
Michael: No!
Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!
Everybruce: No ****ters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?
Everybruce: No ****ters!!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,
Everybruce: No ****ters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,
Everybruce: No ****ters!!
Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
First Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.
Everybruce: Amen!
First Bruce: Right, let's get some Sheilas.
(An Aborigine bunts in with an enormous tray full of enormous steaks.)
Fourth Bruce: OK.
Second Bruce: Ah, elevenses.
Third Bruce: This should tide us over 'til lunchtime.
Second Bruce: Reckon so, Bruce.
First Bruce: Sydney Nolan! What's that! (points)
The Players
FIRST BRUCE
Cosmicharlie and Cupofjoe/User
SECOND BRUCE
Wsguy and Swiftsailor/User
THIRD BRUCE
Jolly Roger and Broadreach5/User
FOURTH BRUCE
Snowyguy/User
Ni Night Bruce
I would love to post some shots...but I don't trust your motives in seeing them !
I even have a mag cover shot!!
Don't you think I would just love to show the Kooks that I am the REAL DEAL ??
Unfortunately,you would be drawing on the pics with your crayons and writing rude words and drawing mustaches and beards on me !
Another thing stripo,
I most certainly did "cut it' in windsurfing.
I switched at a time when many others did. We just found it more exciting and much better suited to Aus conditions.
We live in a Kiteboarders Paradise.
Can't really say that about windsurfing !
Might as well face it man,windsurfing is fading away !
Its great to see a few diehards here still really keen !!
Oh, and another thing,we don't need this !
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=37218
Who is Brucie ??
Is it someone that gave you polies a bad time (its not hard!
) in the past??
Is that where all the angst comes from??
Some deep repressed memories of someone that upset you ?? (not that thats hard to do ! )
You seem very paraniod and insecure for someone so outspoken.
My seabreeze identity is my real life identity User.Many people on the WA coast , the east coast and many world wide know me...
What are you so afraid of User?
It's easy to give cheek and abuse when your hiding behind an anonamous forum avatar.
Back up your claims ya woos.....
Luser, like many kiters, reminds me of a big slobbering dog.
You know the ones, they run up to you happily wagging their tail, slobbering all over you.
They're so happy to be noticed, but you really... don't... want them to be there.
I mean, you try to be polite, and you know that in their simple little mind they don't see how their slobber isn't liked by other people.
But you put up with it for a while, because you know it's the only joy they get.
