Just because the guy in front has his indicator on doesn't mean he will ACTUALLY make that turn.
dont pump petrol all over the ground out of a 44 gal drum then light it to impress your 10 y/o mates. the fire is quite hard to put out. oh and dont put your hand under a circular saw to see if the blade is still spinning (it was).
dont hop into and headbut a power pole while tryn to remove dog turd of ur shoe with a stick
dont use a knife to remove toast from a toaster - how many of us done this as kids
dont throw darts and mousetraps at your older brother
dont pull the ht|plugs out of ur car to see what cylinders missfiring when its running
Dont use 20lt of petrol to remove a wasps nest with out a large amount of water nearby
Don,t do it with out informing your neighbourhood that something you are doing might make a loud bang and set off everyones house alarms
Do put the fire out quickly before all the emergency services arrive
Don,t go charging into table top jumps on a snow board....the down ramp is there for a reason (Broke back)
Don,t put your hand anywhere near the front of the nail gun
Don,t have your finger on the trigger of the nail gun EXCEPT when nailing
Don,t grab the timber behind the saw when ripping, the finger you,ve got is better than the one they stitch back on
Bolt bombs will put large holes in cheep tin sheds
Don,t tell your kids about anything that you did as a kid,it might give them idea,s
Its amazing that where all still here 
Always carry a claw hammer when nailing battens onto roofs ready for the sheeting.
when you nail your foot to the batten you can bet your mate will come flying up onto the roof to pull the nail out WITHOUT his hammer.
Also try not to react to the pain by putting a second nail into your foot.
you can not charge a six volt battery with 240 volt ac from the wires from your desk lamp. No matter how quickly you do it !!!.
ouch!!!......10 years old.....
?!? (WTF is with that
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Always chock the wheels on your trailer before you unhitch it, no matter what gradient it is on! They tend to build up nice momentum before crashing into the side of your car 
