Aussie Sayings - whats your fav Aussie Saying

"may the fleas of a thousand camels,
infest the crotch
of the person who screws your day,
and may their arms
be too short to scratch"
AMEN

I still piss myself when someone says "fair dinkum" mid sentence.....I do not know why but it just cracks me up! People must think I am an idiot sometimes when I just burst into laughter after hearing it!!! Flaming Galah is another classic.

I also like the way you Aussies say 'pool' or is it more like 'pooooouul'

'Pimp anything on Seabreeze'

'No disguised advertising allow here'

'How long before this thread gets deleted'

'$ 16.95 from all good book retailers'

'we got 34 reads and 4 replies in 34 minutes, campaign going good so far Mr Publicity Director'

Fark me drunk. I can't help to think " Noooooooo way mate"

Flat out like a lizard drinking.

Dry as a dead dingoe's donger.

Dry as a nun's ****.

Put another shrimp on the bar-be

NOT

"I'm gona go to the dunny, gotta murder a brown snake.. "

Its as greasy as a butchers c*ock

or as blind as a welders dog

Putting 'But' at the end of things.

Eg, "No waves!", "Yeah, nice day but"

The one I always remember is "Geez mate thats Mickey Mouse "
because it means the opposite over here

Also when playing cards "Crikey Ive got a hand like a foot" Only in OZ

Goes like a rat up a drain pipe

Goes off like a frog in a sock

bangs like a dunny door in a cyclone.

Full as a fat girl's socks

Should have been here yesterday

Strong legs - she was built when meat was cheap.

Mad as a cut snake
Popular like a pork chop in a synagogue
Running like a headless chook (a blue arrsse fly)
Stone the crows