the wind would blow the skin off a brown dog
took off like an unregistered dog
out by half a bee's dick
sweet f###k all
s### for brains
its bucketing down or its pissing down
he got trolley- ed at the pub last night
its going off at __________
banging like the dunny door
what ya got under the bonnet,,,does she go
she'll be apples
a butchers hook
a bag of fruit
let her rip
fit for plucking
he's got his head up his arse
chippie talk- bowed to the s###house,
its out by ten miles,
its mickey mouse or mikimoto,
wouldn't know one end of a hammer to the other
he balls it up
would know a good job if it bit him
Well I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the midday sun or a whore's drawers in the middle of the night.
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He /she is as free of brains as a frog is feathers.
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That hasn't happened since Micky fell of the Organ. (think about it)
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Best thing since sliced bread/ canned piss/ringa pulla cans/ screw top stubbies.
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Phwaaur! That is as ripe as Madonna's nickers.
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That is as about as interesting as watching paint dry.
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Were you born like that mate or did you learn that along the way.
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Hey! I am certified insane. What is your excuse??
You do know most of these sayings apart from the truly Aussie ones have their background in Cockney slang. In other words our humour comes straight off the building sites of London.
One of my faverites comes from Mr Rude
Im so horny id f**k a black snake with an infested as*hole .
But only if you hold its head.
useless as tits on a bull
runs on the smell of an oily rag
he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him
the old crowd favourite at the pub- i'll get the next one
Couldn't drive a size 12 Blundy up a mangy dogs arse.
She goes off like a frog in a sock,
but
She's got a head like a sheepdog chewin on a hornet.
She's a prawn, great body but you'd have to rip off the head.
She's a butterface- amazing rig, but her face!
Head like a half sucked mango
Drinking related
Got smashed last night
Got hammered
Work related
Get a rocket up ya ( hurry up )
Head down ar-e up (the boss is in town)
Ar-e about tit ( stuff up )
Head like a melted ice cream container that's been hit with a bicycle chain
I learnt that one off here !
