flat as a sh!t carters hat
all over the place like a mad womans sh!t
well bugger me
well I,ll be buggered
bugger off
do you make home fillums
do you make home fillums
crack the sh!ts
up sh!t creek with out a paddle
more front than myer's
get fair dinkum!
he's that lazy he wouldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dogs arse
your that tight everything you've every given away you've still got
you wouldn't work in iron lung with the power turned on.....
fuller than a fat woman's stocking.....
she promised me the world but gave me an atlas.....
stop pissing in my pocket and telling me it's raining......
The problem with using too much strine is that when you're abroad, you stick out like dogs balls.
(Esp. true in the good ol' US of A...)
head like a dropped pie
head like a half burnt thong
head like a half sucked sav
head like a racing sperm
full as a pommy complaint box
haha walked away from the computer and remembered a few more...
dumb as a box of hammers
head like a robbers dog
wouldn't shout even if a shark bit him
Piss off ya wanker
Go take a flying f#ck at yourself ya cockroach
I don't give two fifths of a rat's arse
hey ya floppy eared f#ckwit
you couldn't flush a turd down a toilet ya wanker
just goes to prove ya can't polish a turd
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't be able to blow ya nose ya fleabag
F#ck my brown dog twice
