Loooooooook at the tits on that mate!!!!!!!!!!
Mate I could shag that til me knackers fell orf!
Flat out like lzard drinkin' mate
Spaaaaaaaaaadger!
Pissed meself larfin' mate!
pissed as a newt mate!
Your shout ya pelican!
ah well may as well get some more thumbs down reddies .....
Boring as batsh!t....
More arse than class....
Queer as a three cent piece....
Oh for Pharks sake...
I wouldn't shag that with your D!ck mate....
I used to print t shirts with "Get a dog up ya" printed on the front
'I'll Punch up va froat'
'Hows ya bum for grubs?'
'Shes gotta head like a dropped pie'
'Head like a hat full of busted arseholes'
Head like a foot
Head like bashed crab
'Ken oath' and all its variants; 'Sken oos'
'Flat out drinkin Lizards'
awwwwww even more reds more thumbs down ???? ......
Phark mate, I could go a beer wot about you?
Awwww phark that's good eh!
Rip snorter
Don't squeal on me ya turtle
Thick as Pigsh#t
Tight as a fish's arse
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
He's as camp as a row of tents
For underpowered cars :
"couldn't pull the skin of a rice pudding"
"couldn't pull a sailor of ya sister"
Fast cars:
"quick enough to rip ya foreskin back"
Buck-toothed people: "she could eat an apple through a tennis raquet"
That always gave me a good mental pic 
Ah bugger it markus.... more then!
Bald as a badger's arse
Leave ya money on the fridge
Dry as a Nun's #### (....kept it clean didn't I?)
Dipped me wick
Turdburglar/Shirtlifter/Pillowbiter
Check out the great aussie movie and prior to movie, comic strip, named The Adventures of Barry McKenzie(1972)Barry McKenzie Holds His Own (1974) and i think there was another. Those of us with any yokka in em will know some of the top sayings that come out of his mouth.
Bazza was played by the iconic Barry Crocker and old Les Patterson and Auntie Edna Everage are in it to.
Political correctness isn't in this movie, its just a thing some do-gooder who would have been just a twinkle in the old mans eye when this movie was made pushed on us in the late 90's and know look how f#cked up things are.
A few quotes.
Barry McKenzie: I'm that thirsty I could drink out of a Japanese wrestler's jockstrap.
Auntie Edna Everage: Oh Barry don't make such crude remarks about our dear little stunted slant-eyed yellow friends
Barry McKenzie: I hope your balls turn to bicycle wheels and backpedal up your ass!
Barry McKenzie: I'm that randy I could root the hair on a barber shop floor.
Barry McKenzie: Now listen mate, I need to splash the boots. You know, strain the potatoes. Water the horses. You know, go where the big knobs hang out. Shake hands with the wife's best friend? Drain the dragon? Siphon the python? Ring the rattlesnake? You know, unbutton the mutton? Like, point Percy at the porcelain?
head like a beaten favorite
full as the last bus
plays up more than a 2nd hand lawnmower
busier than a one armed bricklayer in Lebanon
Uglier than the south end of a north-bound Gnaraloo Goat (jesting just jesting!
)
Colder than a Mother-in-Law's kiss (how's that Cisco?)
Goin' off like a two bob watch
head on him like a bastard rat
face like a twisted sand shoe
same ****house,different door
thanks for being you
"Jesus christ strike a bloody light "
My old man used to say
About as popular as a fart in a elevator
